Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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