paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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