I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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