They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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