no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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