I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
...so i touched it.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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