i don't like sucking hair
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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