At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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