Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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