i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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