I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
now i know why i became what i already was.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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