Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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