marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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