I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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