My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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