i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
honey bunches of taint.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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