Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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