Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Pants 0. Shit 1.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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