yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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