My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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