Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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