Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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