love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
