I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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