she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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