I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have post one night stand depression
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