this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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