but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Come on in and take your pants off
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