Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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