The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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