Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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