i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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