I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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