I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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