you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
God I need to hump something, right now.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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