fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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