I think I am morally bankrupt
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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