did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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