ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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