oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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