That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So much rum. So many feels.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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