Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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