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they need to just BURY HIM!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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