WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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