"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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