What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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