Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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