before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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