we're blogging at a bar
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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