the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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