i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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