Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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