Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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