careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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