no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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