Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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