Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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