I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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