WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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