either way he was missing a nipple.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
