Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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