Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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