I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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